A cobra blacksmith hisses at you, 'Apologiesss, thisss piessse sssimply doesssn't fit.'
In this case you will be given nothing.
Item 'the fragmented remnants of a powerful artifact' is type armor, alignment 0, made of unknown-alloy, has keywords 'fragmented remnants powerful artifact broken shard equipment blacksmith'. This item weighs 0 stones and 6 pebbles, and is valued at 42,800 gp. This level 200 item has the attributes: identified nomail broken no-container unbreakable no-save no-rent The fragmented remnants of a powerful artifact is in excellent condition. Armor resistance is 0 pierce, 0 bash, 0 slash, and 0 exotic. *This item may be repaired 5 times. Forged in the magmatic depths of an unnamed, unknowable volcano on the far side of the world, this fragment alone contains vast power, hinting at the magnificent abilities possible when the individual pieces of the original item are combined, to form... What? The shard is too small to really hint at what this used to be, and the shape isn't much of an indication. Really, it's not even certain what this thing is made out of. Regardless, it's a nice thing to save, if it will last much longer. the fragmented remnants of a powerful artifact is broken and is in need of repair.
Fragmented remnants can be acquired from:
Item 'a featureless phasing cube' is type treasure, alignment 0, made of none, has keywords 'featureless phasing cube piece'. This item weighs 0 stones and 15 pebbles, and is valued at 6,100 gp. This level 80 item has the attributes: identified throwable magic-resistant A featureless phasing cube is in excellent condition. Affects luck by -6. Affects vitality by -4. *Your archon-level must be greater than or equal to 150 to use this item. *This item may be repaired 6 times. A phasing cube with no particular design floats before you. It is seamless, emits no type of sound nor does it give you any type of clue as to what to do with it. Something so simple is often the most powerful and you gaze at it in hopes to get some wisdom from it. Dare you touch it? Dare you gaze at it too long for fear of what might happen? You turn your head away. A chill runs down your spine. +++ a featureless phasing cube will, when used, take its user to an Ithrix battleground, if available. Item 'Haasitaan Ailkraa'uonngoo's magic forge' is type container, alignment 0, made of unknown-alloy, has keywords 'Haasitaan Ailkraauonngoo piece magic forge compact blacksmith'. This item weighs 0 stones and 97 pebbles, and is valued at 15,000 gp. This level 241 item has the attributes: identified enforce-level unbreakable Haasitaan Ailkraa'uonngoo's magic forge is in excellent condition. Capacity: 1 item. Maximum weight: 5 st, 0 pb. Flags: closeable closed It is closed. This item is a light and compact blacksmith's forge, containing a bellows and alloyed hammer. It's shaped like a small rectangular box and is rather heavy. Coals line the bottom of the box, and a small receptacle shelf is designed to hold items to be fixed. A 'H' in a rustic font is engraved into the top of the forge. +++ Haasitaan Ailkraauonngoo's magic forge will, when activated, add the piercing flag to a weapon, at a cost of either five or 80% of its taints, whichever is greater, insofar as the weapon is not nodecay. Item 'chestplate of the righteous' is type armor, alignment 960, made of steel, has keywords 'chestplate righteous steel dragon piece fourpointthree', equipped on the body. This item weighs 0 stones and 30 pebbles, and is valued at 55,100 gp. This level 241 item has the attributes: identified blessed insulated always-equipment-index Chestplate of the righteous is in excellent condition. Armor resistance is 32 pierce, 31 bash, 32 slash, and 31 exotic. This armor has the additional attributes: backstab-resist This item has 2 empty Relic bindings. Affects ar by 2. Affects sp-regen by 12. Affects saving-spell by 7. *Your human race or paladin class must be equal to 1 to use this item. *Your class must be equal to priest to use this item. *This item may be repaired 5 times. The righteous, those who are righteous, and those who possess righteousness are not an exclusive group, although they frequently feel that they are. It is a self-identified, or perhaps self-diagnosed group, those who feel that they are entitled to something, an emotion whose ties with greed and myopia are surely not unintentional. The classic traits of priests and paladins, and those who decide that these professions are right for them, closely mirror those of the righteous, making righteousness not a product of honorable deeds, but an identifier for anyone who wishes to avoid those that think so highly of themselves. +++ chestplate of the righteous has a chance, while worn in combat against evil, to deal fire damage to it's wearer's opponent in direct correllation to its wearer's alignment, at a rate of 5% per combat round. Item 'a chunk of the preserved brains of a merman sensitive' is type treasure, alignment -431, made of organic, has keywords 'amygdala chunk preserved brains merman sensitive piece'. This item weighs 0 stones and 12 pebbles, and is valued at 19,000 gp. This level 200 item has the attributes: identified noremove nouncurse nodecay vanish-death A chunk of the preserved brains of a merman sensitive is in excellent condition. This item has a default lifespan of 1 days and will expire on Thu May 20 14:48:15 2010. Affects hp-regen-prcnt by -100. Affects sp-regen-prcnt by -99. Affects stamina-regen-prcnt by -101. *Your alignment must be less than or equal to -700 to use this item. *This item may be repaired 5 times and renewed 4 times. The amygdala is the part of the brain that dictates feelings of fear and aggression. This one was torn from the brainstem of a merman, one who was particularly attuned to others' minds. Its atmosphere is that of vinegar and vomit, and the lingering stench of formaldehyde doesn't help. It pulses gently in your hand, as though possessed by a heartbeat, and while there is probably a reason for it, it is not immediately discernable. Item 'ethersnatch gauntlets' is type armor, alignment 0, made of energy, has keywords 'pair gauntlets contained antimatter ethersnatch snatch piece', equipped on the hands. This item weighs 0 stones and 1 pebbles, and is valued at 55,100 gp. This level 241 item has the attributes: identified insulated wont-fuse unbreakable magic-resistant no-dispel no-rent no-tweak bind-on-take Ethersnatch gauntlets is in excellent condition. Armor resistance is 12 pierce, 11 bash, 12 slash, and 11 exotic. Affects saving-spell by -3. Affects saving-paralysis by -3. Affects saving-petri by 6. *Your Mark of Construction must be equal to True to use this item. *Your natural proficiency in 'cure blindness' must be less than or equal to 10 to use this item. *This item may be repaired 6 times. Not of this world. Definitely not. Not of this universe. Weird, eclectic, not normal, very unusual, possibly rare, definitely weird. Useful perhaps, definitely interesting, the runes are unusual, not recognizable. Octarine runestones of a variety never seen in your experience pulsate. Very interesting, must investigate further. +++ ethersnatch gauntlets have, at random and in combat, a chance to snatch 1-3 potions of cure blindness out of nothing, at a rate of 1% per tick or 4% per combat round, or quintuple that if their wearer is affected by blindness. Item 'a g5-h1-rated geogravitometrosplosive' is type explosive, alignment 0, made of iron, has keywords 'iron contraption planet alyria g5h1 geogravitometrosplosive piece geographic gravitometric explosive'. This item weighs 0 stones and 50 pebbles, and is valued at 28,800 gp. This level 241 item has the attributes: identified wont-fuse unbreakable magic-resistant no-rent A g5-h1-rated geogravitometrosplosive is in excellent condition. Does an average of 50 points of damage when thrown. Invented in a distant parallel universe where the gnomes of Alyria ascended to mythical levels of power, this explosive was designed to end with finality the race war between gnomes and their dwarven brethren. While the dwarves had sealed them inside the underground fortresses that would become their tombs, the gnomes had engineered explosives that could never be used against them, and would in fact grow in power the further they fell. A set of INSTRUCTIONS is welded onto the top surface of the globe, 'just in case'. * Carry to the desired launching spot, preferably one with a long way down. * Hold * Use ** the geogravitometrosplove is a parallax-powered cartridge. The radius of its blast is directly correllated to the distance it has fallen, with a maximum failsafe distance of 14 units. Using the explosive in an area bastardized by physics to cause an infinitely vertical gravity well is not advised. Item 'a soul redeemer' is type weapon, alignment 0, made of stone, has keywords 'black box soul redeemer piece', equipped wielded as a weapon. This item weighs 0 stones and 51 pebbles, and is valued at 54,800 gp. This level 241 item has the attributes: identified insulated wont-fuse magic-resistant no-dispel no-rent piercing A soul redeemer is in excellent condition. Weapon type is exotic, does 180 points of other damage for 2 stamina, accuracy 12. With your knowledge of 'exotic', this weapon can cause 225 damage against 0 ar. Special weapon attributes: parry-magic Affects negative-prcnt by -11. Affects holy-prcnt by -10. *Your age must be greater than or equal to 50 to use this item. (Enforced) *Your wisdom must be greater than or equal to 19 to use this item. (Enforced) *This item may be repaired 5 times. +++ a soul redeemer will, while fighting, do 50 less than between 50-100 bonus damage for every deceased PC. +++a soul redeemer will, when doing bonus damage, inform its wearer of how many supporting shades it has called upon if its wearer has the mark of payback. Item 'a pair of minotaur-hide shinsplints' is type armor, alignment -100, made of bone, has keywords 'pair legplates plates flayed bovine minotaur hide shinsplints piece', equipped on the legs. This item weighs 0 stones and 42 pebbles, and is valued at 55,100 gp. This level 241 item has the attributes: identified blessed insulated nodecay no-dispel A pair of minotaur-hide shinsplints is in excellent condition. This item has a default lifespan of 300 days and will expire on Sun Apr 17 13:46:58 2011. Armor resistance is 53 pierce, 50 bash, 52 slash, and 51 exotic. Affects damage-bash by 19. Affects hp by 85. Affects sp-regen by -8. Increases vulnerability from mental-based attacks. Affects agility by -2. *Your archon-level must be greater than or equal to 85 to use this item. *Your race must be something other than half-elf to use this item. *Your race must be something other than human to use this item. *Your race must be something other than dwarf to use this item. *Your strength must be greater than or equal to 24 to use this item. *Your alignment must be less than 0 to use this item. *This item may be repaired 5 times and renewed 4 times. Bony shinguards made by some minotaur foolish enough to think they could stand up to an ogre, these splints both illustrate that such racial bravado is ill-advised, and the consequences of failing to realize this. Worn by ogres yet granting many of the perks of minotaurs, this pair of items is a strange breed, likely made by a member of either race, but someone with a much greater propensity for making such powerful things. Item 'the seraphic lance of Decara' is type weapon, alignment 750, made of palladium, has keywords 'seraphic lance decara holy piece', equipped wielded as a weapon. This item weighs 0 stones and 75 pebbles, and is valued at 32,100 gp. This level 240 item has the attributes: identified blessed vampire-bane The seraphic lance of Decara is in excellent condition. Weapon type is lance, does 225 points of holy-wrath damage for 3 stamina, accuracy 10. You do not have the knowledge of 'lance' required to equip this weapon. Special weapon attributes: vorpal *Your alignment must be greater than or equal to 350 to use this item. *This item may be repaired 1 time. This beautiful weapon was crafted long before the city of Decara fell into the underworld, and is one of the most powerful relics in existence. Legends say that in order to achieve its full potential, the lance must be wielded by one who is truly loyal to the will of the Powers. Because it has been in the hands of Lord Glomus for so long, you can sense that it yearns for a more appropriate bearer. Item 'a tourmaline puzzle box' is type treasure, alignment 500, made of stone, has keywords 'puzzle box tourmaline black white piece'. This item weighs 0 stones and 50 pebbles, and is valued at 32,300 gp. This level 241 item has the attributes: identified nomail blessed no-sac no-auction no-donate no-mimic no-bury wont-fuse magic-resistant will-float A tourmaline puzzle box is in excellent condition. *Your archon-level must be greater than or equal to 62 to use this item. *This item may be repaired 7 times. This box contains a white tourmaline-plated Fnargh set, a curious token of appreciation from Lord Glomus. The fact that it is wrapped up in this impermeable box is irrelevant- even the box itself has some powers, although related to summoning rather than luck. It is a puzzle box consisting of a tanzanite frame and sides made of black tourmaline, and a top and bottom made of white tourmaline. It hums and generates its own heat, though the stone sides stay cool to the touch. Quite a prize, indeed. +++ a tourmaline puzzle box will, when used in the Proving Grounds, take its user to the location of someone else in the Proving Ground. Item 'the elder vampire's wing' is type armor, alignment -700, made of bone, has keywords 'prosthetic wing undead elder vampire piece', equipped on the wing. This item weighs 0 stones and 4 pebbles, and is valued at 55,100 gp. This level 241 item has the attributes: identified insulated unbreakable magic-resistant no-dispel The elder vampire's wing is in excellent condition. Armor resistance is 32 pierce, 31 bash, 32 slash, and 31 exotic. Affects hp by 24. Affects age by 6. *Your alignment must be less than 0 to use this item. *Your race must be something other than sidhe to use this item. *Your The Mark of Necromancy must be equal to True to use this item. *This item may be repaired 12 times. Originally crafted through a decade of slave labor, this artificial wing has long outlived its first owner, and every owner since. While vampires are immortal, most who have risen in stature and malfeasance enough to claim ownership of this wing have made more than a few stake-wielding enemies. Although powerful in its own right, it has a long history of disappearing when needed most. +++ the elder vampire's wing has a random chance to cast 'leech', when fighting, at a rate of 2% per round. +++ the elder vampire's wing has a random chance to cast 'levitation', when fighting, at a rate of 3% per round. Item 'the unholy implement of The Great Beheader' is type weapon, alignment 0, made of obsidian (in (new) condition), has keywords 'unholy implement great beheader bloody weapon piece', equipped wielded as a weapon. This item weighs 0 stones and 60 pebbles, and is valued at 34,900 gold. {Cat. 6} This level 246 item has the attributes: magic-resistant This item has a default lifespan of 90 days and will expire on Fri Jul 26 23:28:48 2019, but can be renewed. Weapon type is axe, does 218 points of slash damage for 2 stamina, accuracy 11. Special weapon attributes: sharp Affects accuracy by 1. When casting spook, will spook an additional 0 members of the victim's formation. *This item may be repaired 5 times and renewed 4 times. +++ the unholy implement of The Great Beheader has, when fighting a PC whose hp is less than 15%, a random chance to stalk towards them, and 24 seconds later to decapitate them, at a cost of 250 st, at a rate of 15%. +++ the unholy implement of The Great Beheader will, when used to decapitate a foe by a barbarian, grant its barbarian wielder 5 accuracy for 5 minutes.Item 'the explorer's compass' is type telescope, alignment 400, made of brass, has keywords 'brass compass explorers antiquarian design piece'. This item weighs 0 stones and 22 pebbles, and is valued at 49,800 gp. This level 241 item has the attributes: identified insulated unique The explorer's compass is in excellent condition. This telescope has a magnification level of 35. *Your Miasma must be equal to True to use this item. *Your Battle must be equal to True to use this item. *Your Vision must be equal to True to use this item. *Your Discipline must be equal to True to use this item. *Your Thaumaturgy must be equal to True to use this item. *Your Stupidity must be something other than True to use this item. *Your Profession must be equal to True to use this item. *This item may be repaired 2 times. Owned by a famous explorer you've never heard of, this compass is the last remaining vestige of the man's credulity and influence upon the modern world. Still helping the lost find the way, the credulous find the incredible, and the good finding adventures, this compass does its job as well as it ever did... Maybe even a little better.
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Item 'a vorpal blade named 'Peonsbane'' is type weapon, alignment 0, made of steel (in (new) condition),
has keywords 'vorpal blade named peonsbane piece', equipped wielded as a weapon.
This item weighs 0 stones and 0 pebbles, and is valued at 5,475 gold. {Cat. 2}
This level 55 item has the attributes: level-adjusted bind-on-take
When obtained/equipped this will adjust to 100% of the bearer's level.
Weapon type is sword, does 45 points of slash damage for 2 stamina, accuracy 13.
With your knowledge of 'sword', this weapon can cause up to 175 points of damage against 0 ar.
Excepting defenses and dynamic modifiers, you will hit 98% of the time.
Special weapon attributes: vorpal
Affects damage-splash-prcnt by 10.
When utilizing lay waste, increases duration by 0.
*Your class must be equal to rogue to use this item.
*Your class must be something other than druid to use this item.
*Your class must be something other than witch to use this item.
*Your class-level must be greater than or equal to 60 to use this item.
*Your current-roomflag must be equal to safe to use this item.
*This item may be repaired 4 times.
*This item is bound to Vivi.
+++ a vorpal blade named 'Peonsbane' has a chance, in combat, to cleave
in twain a less powerful NPC, at a cost of 150st per cleave, at a rate of 7%
per combat round.
Item 'a fiery assegai named 'Crossbane'' is type weapon, alignment 0, made of bronze (in (new) condition), has keywords 'short broad tipped spear crossbane fiery assegai piece', equipped wielded as a weapon. This item weighs 0 stones and 24 pebbles, and is valued at 6,475 gold. {Cat. 2} This level 55 item has the attributes: level-adjusted bind-on-take When obtained/equipped this will adjust to 100% of the bearer's level. Weapon type is spear, does 49 points of flames damage for 2 stamina, accuracy 15. With your knowledge of 'spear', this weapon can cause up to 107 points of damage against 0 ar. Excepting defenses and dynamic modifiers, you will hit 81% of the time. Special weapon attributes: dispelling When casting reflective fireball, has a 16.67% chance to not be blockable or parryable.