From Fail Wedding Run:
Mourdul, the High Lord of Suffering, has no solid form. It is not a collection of sunmotes, or a pillar of flame. Nor is it a living column of stone, or a mass of humanoid mud. Mourdul is pain incarnate; a roaring cloud of sentient destruction. Blades, spines, jagged glass and a managerie of other torturous instruments, mixed with still hot blood and dying screams. Coals that roasted the tongues of liars surmount an iron maiden's face, to glare down at those foolish enough to stand and challenge. A bonesaw mouth snaps shut with the squeal of rusty metal. Talons formed of scimitar and axe blades slash menacingly through the air with a keening scream. Pain and death await. He is an elemental approximately 10'5" tall. Mourdul, Throne of Pain is fighting YOU! Mourdul, Throne of Pain is currently leading a formation of 9. Mourdul, Thr a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad Mourdul, Throne of Pain is at 95% <worn on body> a uniform belonging to a cadet in the demon armies (100%) <worn on head> the Dragon Lord helm (100%) <worn as shield> a swordblade targa (100%) <worn about waist> a razorblade cummerbund (100%)
Before you stands what appears to be a woman, before her form shimmers. With a jolt and a gasp, a practicing demoness, plying her illusory trade reverts. Clad in the skins of women, she is covered in the stitched together skins of beautiful, voluptuous females. Her form is indistinct, but certainly, multiple arms outstretch in a perverse, corrupted lover's embrace. Patches of hair, as varied as a forest in autumn, hang limply from her sallow, decaying scalp. Katana fangs flash from betwixt crimson, pouty lips, and dozens of finely-manicured talons slice the very air before her. She is a human approximately 5'9" tall. A succubi adherent of Lust is currently in Mourdul, Throne of Pain's formation of 9. Mourdul, Thr a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad a succubi ad A succubi adherent of Lust is in good health. You peek at the inventory: a lavatipped spear (60%)
You sense the following: Mourdul, Throne of Pain is a 56 year old, level 500 Elemental, and is aligned to Yourban, The Self-proclaimed Master of All Evil. Mourdul, Throne of Pain is immune to: summon charm pierce slash steal petrification Mourdul, Throne of Pain is resistant to: fire lightning water earth air Mourdul, Throne of Pain has a Saving against Spells and Most Spell Effects modifier of 2. Mourdul, Throne of Pain has a Saving against Paralysis (i.e., Sleep, Web, Slow, etc.) modifier of 5. Mourdul, Throne of Pain has a saving against Magic Orbs, Staves, and Wands modifier of 5. Mourdul, Throne of Pain has a Saving against Petrification (i.e., Abjure, Kill, etc.) modifier of 100. Mourdul, Throne of Pain has a Saving against Breath Weapons modifier of 5.