The basic premise to this one is you need to SH BUY 1 until you get an item instead of the paystub. See log below.
sh buy 1
You pay a concealed shopkeeper 54,661 gold from your gold on hand, 445,339 gold from your account at Bank of Xaventry.
A concealed shopkeeper takes your payment and hands you a non-existent payroll stub worth 500k.
A non-existent payroll stub worth 500k emits a bright flare of white light as it binds with you.
sh buy 1
You pay a concealed shopkeeper 500,000 gold from your account at Bank of Xaventry.
A concealed shopkeeper takes your payment and hands you a non-existent payroll stub worth 500k.
A non-existent payroll stub worth 500k emits a bright flare of white light as it binds with you.
sh buy 1
You pay a concealed shopkeeper 500,000 gold from your account at Bank of Xaventry.
A concealed shopkeeper takes your payment and hands you a non-existent payroll stub worth 500k.
A non-existent payroll stub worth 500k emits a bright flare of white light as it binds with you.
You pay a concealed shopkeeper 500,000 gold from your account at Bank of Xaventry.
A concealed shopkeeper takes your payment and hands you a non-existent payroll stub worth 500k.
A non-existent payroll stub worth 500k emits a bright flare of white light as it binds with you.
The hand, four portals deep, suddenly yanks you close- with your arm halfway through the nexus.
The hand seizes you by the wrist and splays your fingers to grasp a large item.
A non-existent payroll stub worth 500k snaps and breaks in the lock.
Neverbeen helm emits a bright flare of white light as it binds with you.
Your fingers close around something on the other side of this glorious, mysterious hole, and you withdraw your arm from the harrowing process with your prize.
You focus your powers of observation on a void cyclone's neverbeen helm of vengeance:
Item 'a void cyclone's neverbeen helm of vengeance' is type armor, alignment 0, made of unknown-alloy (in (new) condition),[Study][LTB]
has keywords 'neverbeen fivepointzero irradiated helm universe a void cyclone's vengeance', equipped over the head.
This item weighs 1 stones and 25 pebbles, and is valued at 29,120 gold. {Cat. 8}
This level 241 item has the attributes: magic-resistant nochange no-dispel bind-on-take vanish-on-expiry accountbound
This item will vanish at the end of its lifespan, on Thu Sep 26 02:36:32 2024, and cannot be renewed.
Armor resistance is 68.
*Your current-roomflag must be equal to cpk to use this item. (Enforced)
Affects weight-modifier by -38.
Affects damage-boss-cat7 by -105.
Affects moonlight-damage by 10.
Affects damage-boss-cat5 by 30.
When defending with shield block, has a 21.00% chance of reflecting magical projectiles..
When casting fluid serpents, has a 93.33% chance to have a [its caster's poison-damage]% chance to increase the number of serpents by 5..
*This item may be repaired 2 times.
*This item is bound to Tamlin.
This is part of the 'the neverbeen situation' set.
Requires level range of 241 to 241 to activate.
- Item 'neverbeen chestplate'
- Item 'neverbeen helm'
- Item 'a neverbeen weapon'
Affects time-paradox-res by 15 (Requires 3 items).
Affects time-paradox-damage by 15 (Requires 3 items).
Affects corruption-res by -15 (Requires 2 items).
Affects corruption-damage by -15 (Requires 2 items).
This item originated from somewhere else, where it was very ordinary- but
now it is here, where it is quite unique. It is to be poor at weight-
modifier and even worse at damage-boss-cat7, but decent at moonlight-
damage, somewhat better at damage-boss-cat5, even better for damage-
boss-cat5, and best-in-class for damage-boss-cat5.
For purchasing powerful, illegal goods stolen from another universe, the Powers have granted thee a Mark.
You have gained the Mark of Vice!
You gain 1212 archon points!
You receive a non-existent payroll stub worth 500k.
A non-existent payroll stub worth 500k emits a bright flare of white light as it binds with you.
You receive a non-existent payroll stub worth 500k.
A non-existent payroll stub worth 500k emits a bright flare of white light as it binds with you.
You receive a non-existent payroll stub worth 500k.
A non-existent payroll stub worth 500k emits a bright flare of white light as it binds with you.
You gain 55 practices!